Posted by: Emrick | November 14, 2008

3 Little Jokes

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:          Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Enjoy!

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